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Geeks, Nerds, and Dorks

Here at CD we realized that we stumbled onto something cool.  Our "Winter is Not Coming" Doormat (pictured below) is a hit.  In case you don't get the joke it's a reference to Jon Snow from Game of Thrones...and if you don't know who Jon Snow is you've probably been stranded on an island since April 17th, 2011.


Worst Housewarming Presents

Here at Clever Doormats we think our products make for great housewarming gifts...the best housewarming gifts in fact!  Well I guess not the best...an iPad, or a new car, or a wad of cash would probably be better.  In any case we make it easy to find a humorous and functional gift for under $50.  

If you like your friends you'll probably want to get them something good unless you're an evil person.  Assuming you're not evil you might want to consider getting them one of our funny doormats.  But if you are evil and want to get you friend something that really sucks check out our top 10 list of crappy housewarming gifts:


Meth Labs are Bad

Today we pay respect to Breaking Bad.  Our "This is not a Meth Lab" Doormat is the one that started it all for us.  Without that idea we may never have launched this brand...what a bummer that would have been!  So we want to thank Walter White and Jesse Pinkman for making meth labs relevant in the main stream.